Ideas on writing a letter about Troy the movie?

write about how stupid the story of troy is where they fight cause of a stupid woman called helen and paris becomes horny when he saw the beautiful helen and take her away also the weakling king Menelaus who cannot take it when his wife elope with the handsome hunk paris. so the movie is just a story about adultery or wife stealer then get punish when king Menelaus trick the spartan by giving them a gift but in reality they were macre when the trojan army came out in the wooden horse and then killed them all lol,