What did you do for the last millenium?

Bet I can. I babysat so my brother could go out to a big party, his dog bit the kid from next door, one of my nephews set one of those huge fireworks off by mistake (so he said) in the kitchen and nearly burnt it down, my other nephew found his dads secret stash of larger and vomited all over me and my brother bawled me out when he got home so we had a mive argument and have never spoken since, great start to my new millennium.